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devil:    i seem to have developed a compulsive eating problem
devil:    maybe it's pms
devil:    oh hell yeah it is
devil:    why do i have to keep having this shit?
devil:    i want a hysterectomy
devil:    why won't these asshole doctors take out my uterus if i want them
Al:       ...because that wouldn't solve your problems?
devil:    bleed out your penis every 4 weeks for a few years and then tell me
          your opinion
devil:    until then, i'm not interested

				-- devil the righteously bitchy
				Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 September 2004

 

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