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Collected below are some of the better humor files I've run across on the net.
Most of these have been circulating for years and years, but they're still damn
funny. I didn't write any of these; original source has been attributed when
known. Last updated 10 October 2007.
general humor
- The page o' haikus!
- Greg's List of Really Neat Things to do in Public Restrooms, posted on Auggie BBS about a hundred and ten years ago
- The Gay FAQ
- 16 excuses for missing work
- Revealed: The homosexual agenda!
- You know you're addicted to coffee when...
- Pass this on to ALL your friends!!@!
- Test your creativity quotient
- Cat bathing as a martial art
- the U.S. military oaths of enlistment
- Various music jokes
- 100 ways to freak out your roommate
- 50 things to do during finals
- The new Scholastic Aptitude Test
- Rita Rudner's 50 basic rules about men
- First aid for slackers
- How to tell if you're going insane
- A form for flaming someone
- Things to do on an elevator when you're bored
- Eric and the Dread Gazebo
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- How to tell where drivers are from
- Weirdness test
- Corporate zodiac
- 101 ways Barney should die
- Ways men and women differ
- The Evil Overlord List
- Entertainment at Wal-Mart
- Rules for work
geek humor
- Who's on first?
- The original Bastard Operator From Hell series, and still the best.
- The new Bastard Operator From Hell series
- Unix Wars!
- 50 ways to confuse, worry, or just scare the bejeezus out of people in the computer lab
- See Figure 1
- The life of a computer analyst
- Simple LART Transfer Protocol
- sex from a Unix guru's point of view
- AOL newbie from hell
- In the beginning...
- ARPAwocky
- RFC 1882
- The only OS that doesn't suck
- If various tech companies made toasters
- If various tech companies airplanes
- The evolution of a programmer
- What if people bought cars like they buy computers?
- History of the Net
- What is the internet?
- Craig Shergold needs your help! (no, really)
- The nine types of users
- Top 12 things most likely to be overheard from your Klingon programmer
- Dr. Suess writing about your broken computer
- The Sysadmin Price List
- Tales of Zen Master Greg
- Know your systems administrator
oracularities
If you don't know what the Internet Oracle is (formerly the Usenet Oracle), you
might want to check
this for an explanation, which you will need.