On the first day of Christmas, my Plaid Spice gave to me
A lavish festive ranch house party!
On the second day of Christmas, my Plaid Spice gave to me
Two body shots
And a lavish festive ranch house party!
On the third day of Christmas, my Plaid Spice gave to me
Three wet snogs
Two body shots
And a lavish festive ranch house party!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my Plaid Spice gave to me
Four tacklehugs
Three wet snogs
Two body shots
And a lavish festive ranch house party!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my Plaid Spice gave to me
Five leather whiiiiiiiiiips
Four tacklehugs
Three wet snogs
Two body shots
And a lavish festive ranch house party!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my Plaid Spice gave to me
Six spouses spodding
Five leather whiiiiiiiiiips
Four tacklehugs
Three wet snogs
Two body shots
And a lavish festive ranch house party!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my Plaid Spice gave to me
Seven's boobs a-bobbing
Six spouses spodding
Five leather whiiiiiiiiiips
Four tacklehugs
Three wet snogs
Two body shots
And a lavish festive ranch house party!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my Plaid Spice gave to me
Eight Kate-sluts drooling
Seven's boobs a-bobbing
Six spouses spodding
Five leather whiiiiiiiiiips
Four tacklehugs
Three wet snogs
Two body shots
And a lavish festive ranch house party!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my Plaid Spice gave to me
Nine exploding redshirts
Eight Kate-sluts drooling
Seven's boobs a bobbing
Six spouses spodding
Five leather whiiiiiiiiiips
Four tacklehugs
Three wet snogs
Two body shots
And a lavish festive ranch house party!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my Plaid Spice gave to me
Ten salamanders
Nine exploding redshirts
Eight Kate-sluts drooling
Seven's boobs a-bobbing
Six spouses spodding
Five leather whiiiiiiiiiips
Four tacklehugs
Three wet snogs
Two body shots
And a lavish festive ranch house party!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Plaid Spice gave to me
Eleven hot B'Elanna's
Ten salamanders
Nine exploding redshirts
Eight Kate-sluts drooling
Seven's boobs a-bobbing
Six spouses spodding
Five leather whiiiiiiiiiips
Four tacklehugs
Three wet snogs
Two body shots
And a lavish festive ranch house party!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Plaid Spice gave to me
Twelve Mistress Janeway's
Eleven hot B'Elanna's
Ten salamanders
Nine exploding redshirts
Eight Kate-sluts drooling
Seven's boobs a-bobbing
Six spouses spodding
Five leather whiiiiiiiiiips
Four tacklehugs
Three wet snogs
Two body shots
And a lavish festive ranch house party!
-- Lynn McKinney
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