%%

The Black Mansion can have as many cheesecakes as Xena wants...

				-- Robin, 27 January 1997

%%

>BTW, Ian-Sugar: You misspelled Siobhan Wolf and Siubhan's names in your 
>2.01 version.

Dammit... I'd like to balme that on dyslexia, but I can't... 

				-- Ian, 30 January 1997

%%

I couldn't help myself!  When I saw this, it reminded me of Joy and Ian.

Geek of Borg: You will check out my cool new web page at
              www.assimilate.com

				-- Therese, 27 March 1997

%%

*snork*  Therese, you are sick and demented and have an evil mind.  I
admire that in a woman.

				-- Joy, 28 March 1997

%%

> >> Hey, is it POSSIBLE for someone who's 5'9" to lose enough weight to 
> >become a size 4?
>
> Nancy, you don't, or you end up looking like Kate Moss...

 ...And then I wouldn't have anything to tape together for my Troi
uniform.  Good point. :)

				-- Nancy, 2 April 1997

%%

>And besides, Kate Moss doesn't look like a Mistress to me! <g>

Yeah.  Too fragile... she wouldn't last past the chihuahua.

				-- Joy, 2 April 1997

%%

I am sitting here at work thinking of the Mistress and Joxer and it is 
all your fault, Anne. 
 
				-- Jenny, 7 April 1997

%%

Kristin reports that they are licking wine off of each other and Dyke Janeway 
is getting lucky with herself. 

				-- Jenny, reporting from (what else) a con,
				   concerning a major action figure orgy
				   13 April 1997

%%

This is Kristin, well under the influence, saying unmentionabler things. 
Wi;; have to post my rtep<orts hen I'm more coheren... Will report later 
when I am sobwer.

				-- Kristen, live and totally wasted
				   13 April 1997

%%

Woke up this morning with Kate/Kathryn's face spinning through my head as I 
held onto the sides of the bed for dear life.  At least it made the hangover 
a *bit* more enjoyable. Gloria had the same visions - we've been blessed! 

				-- Kristen, 13 April 1997

%%

Kristin, looking around the kitchen and finding chocolate on just about 
every surface...

				-- Kristen, reporting from the same con
				   13 April 1997

%%

Nancy volunteered to make official club drool bibs, but it should 
probably be noted that she'd had several drinks at the time.  

				-- Jenny, 13 April 1997

%%

> And Siubhan, Klingon B'Elanna cordially invites you to a
> special workout in the basement. Bring your weapon of choice!

That would be my tongue.
 
				-- The one and only Siubhan
				   8 May 1997

%%

> Hey, we
>oughta put some of our artistic endevours on the web page! :) I, of
>course, will NOT send in the naughty J/C pic...well, not to be posted,
>anyways. ;)

Erm, Nancy dear, you WILL be sending naughty J/C pics along anyway, won't you?
Even if I don't post them?  After all, I have to ... screen them.  For ... 
artistic merit.  *snerk*

				-- Joy, 26 May 1997


%%

>David Leatherman?
>
BWA HA HA HA!  I think you mean David Letterman.

I'm picturing Dave-o in leather chaps, a dog collar and a whip.  Snerk!

				-- Lori, 26 May 1997

%%

Although, you guys know that I don't REALLY fall in love, anyways...it
always clears up after a while....like a cold or something.

				-- Nancy, 27 May 1997

%%

>It is a very nice
>photo and quite flattering but the thing is then everyone thinks I *really*
>look like that.  

<Joy pauses and looks up from the collage of Lori pictures and cut-out
newspaper letters, glue bottle and scissors in hand>  You mean you ... don't?

				-- Lori and Joy, 28 May 1997

%%

>And I really think Ian is going to leave me for Gabrielle once
>he gets the chance... We're the only couple I know who sits around watching
>Xena and *both* of us are drooling...)

Don't worry - he won't leave you - but you'd *better* let me in to make 
your foursome a fivesome, or I may need to kick some butts and take some 
names...

						-- Kristen, 22 June 1997

%%

Feer it.. Joy is ironing her jeans...

				-- Ian, 17 July 1997

%%

It's coming.

I can feel it...I can't resist.

Like the faraway drumbeat of hooves, it approaches...its inexorable advance
like the slow cadence of sheer insanity.

Soon there will be no escape.  I will be sucked into the vortex of death,
all my struggles in vain.


The cleaning frenzy is once again upon me.

				-- Lori, 19 July 1997

%%

I highly recommend doing the macarena to the Imperial Death 
March...

				Robin, 28 July 1997

%%

> <sniff> You know, my friend who died back in June actually dressed up as a
> Freudian slip for Halloween last year... (mental picture: blond guy, about
> my height, wearing a slip with the word "Freud" taped to his front...)

It would have been cool if he had a short beard and round glasses as well ...
 
And then, to complete a duo, he could have had a companion also dressed as a
prominent historical psychologist -- but in a constant state of agitation.
 
That would have been the Jung and the Restless.

				-- Rahadyan, 29 July 1997

%%

>1.  Men like to barbecue.  Men will cook if danger is involved.

Heehee.. that's why I cook.. There's danger involved if I let Joy cook..

				-- Ian, 30 July 1997

%%

I think Hallmark is ready for a whole new line of bitter, cynical, New
York-inflected cards, don't you <sardonic grin>? Jeez.

				-- Rahadyan, 31 July 1997

%%

>>Dear GOD,
>>In Sunday school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on
>>vacation?
>>Jane

I dunno but it seems like Jesse Helms is pulling for the job.

				-- Lori, 1 August 1997

%%

I would just like to add here that I truly believe that it's impossible
to find underwear to match the Troi Strapping Tape Bra.

				-- Nancy, 29 August 1997

%%

> We also have departmental teas once a week, which are absolutely *wonderful*
> opportuniteis for us to interact with our professors.

Geez, and to think that the only thing *I* ever did with my profs is go
out drinking with them... ;)

				-- Nancy, 30 August 1997

%%

>Thought for the day:  Barbara Mandrell is stopping performing live so she can
>focus on her acting career.

I do believe this is one of the signs of the Apocalypse, right after the
rise of the Olsen twins.

				--Lori "Quotefile" Summers
				  12 September 1997

%%

That's a suit? I thought they stuck her in a large piece of
shrinkwrap and pointed a heat gun at her.

				-- Ian, on Seven of Nine's bodysuit
				   25 September 1997

%%

Joy (thought I was pregnant last week, but I got over it)

				-- Joy, 2 October 1997

%%

Robin stuttered:
> What the )(**&^#$ is this about??

Nancy yelled:
> What the F*CK was that???

Lilith grumbled:
> I've never seen spam on a listserve before!  >:-P  Not too tasty,
> compared to the prime rib we usually serve on this list.

Y'all are so cute when you get spammed. :)

*duck&run*

				-- Joy being a tease
				   3 October 1997

%%

Haven't heard anything THIS flirtatious since I last propositioned my Janeway
standup...

				-- Lilith, 3 October 1997

%%

<Manuka> couldn't get tuvok to control the channel, So I cloned him to CptKate

				-- Ian making an ironic observation about the
				   bots on IRC channel #voyager
				   3 October 1997

%%

<Eyre> 8ball, is HelmBoy going to get his butt kicked?
<Neelix> Eyre, Yes.
<HelmBoy> Eyre, Over my dead body.

				-- Neelix and HelmBoy (IRC bots) arguing
				   on #plaid
				   3 October 1997

%%

<Eyre> 8ball, does HelmBoy lust after CmdrChuckles in his heart?
<HelmBoy> Eyre, Over my dead body.
<Neelix> Eyre, Yes.

				-- Neelix and HelmBoy (IRC bots) feuding again
				   3 October 1997

%%

<Eyre> 8ball, will TPTB ever get a clue and continue a character arc past two
 episodes?
<HelmBoy> Eyre, Never.
<Neelix> Eyre, You wish.
<Eyre> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

				-- The #plaid bots display great wisdom
				   3 October 1997

%%

>Well, I've been stripping on the balcony....
>Paint.  Off chairs.  And I'm *still* not done....

>--Jenny

How did you get paint on yourself to start with? And are you standing on
or sitting in the chair? Wouldn't it be more fun  to strip and THEN paint
ypurself while dancing around on the balcony to some tasteful music?

Anna

				-- Anna flirting with Jenny
				   5 October 1997

%%

<Manuka> calc kate
* Manuka hmmms
<Manuka> 8ball, do calcs work?
<SevenOf9> Manuka, Never.

				-- 7of9 stating the obvious on #plaid
				   7 October 1997

%%


Also, being smart does NOT help.  You put smart and fat together in one
package and you've got date-poison.

				-- Lilith commenting on the singles scene
				   8 October 1997

%%

<<Anybody know whether the electronic stud finders
actually work, or whether they're just a scam to get you
to pay $15 for something that ought to cost $2?  They
were all Target had today--no 9" Chakotays, either.>>

Electronic stud finders...  is that like an online dating service?

				-- Robin getting off a good one
                                   8 October 1997

%%

Well, I'm back after blowing the curve on yet another quiz...

				-- Amy, 9 October 1997

%%

Worf!   Maeve!    Java!   Chakotay!!    Stop chasing Baby Spouse! She
isn't a toy!

				-- Anna, 9 October 1997

%%

"Um, Nance, you really ought to clean off the dust on the TV. It
looks like you've been pawing at the screen." 

				-- Trish to Nancy after a Kate appearance on
				   Tom Snyder
				   9 October 1997

%%

OK, so she makes more for an episode than I do in a year--*I* don't have
to do talk shows.

				-- Jenny, after seeing Kate's appearance on
				   Regis & Kathie Lee
				   10 October 1997

%%

 Personally, I'd like the show to end with Skinner and Mulder declaring
their undying love for one another and with Scully being the Best Man at
their ceremony.

 So there.

				-- Nancy, 14 October 1997

%%

>In other words, irc is like usenet, sociologically speaking?  Great.

Yes, only Usenet is civilized.

				-- Jenny and Ian, 14 October 1997

%%

Nancy, who likes her smut plain and simple without all the romance crap

				-- Nancy being honest
				   14 October 1997

%%

>And lately, all Ron wants to do is hang out with ME.  I enjoy his company a
>lot, he's a great guy...and never dull.  But it's wild, I swear.

If you are complaining Lori, I will have to hurt you.  :)

				-- Lori and Anna, 19 October 1997

%%

I may possibly have just discovered hell.

				-- Amy getting close to midterms
				   21 October 1997

%%

> > Whee!  Hop in the van! (And make sure that Janeway standup is with you...)
>
> She's got her travelin' hat on and I made her put a leopardskin bikini in
> her bag...

 God, that hurts, Lilith, really it does. Guess I'm going to have to take
fifteen minutes or so to...ponder...that visual for a while.

				-- Joy, Nancy and Lilith, planning an orgy
				   23 October 1997

%%

> (Can we rent one of those rooms with a vibrating bed and mirrored
> ceiling?)  :D

 Um, actually guys, and I'm almost embarrassed to admit this, but I've
been in one of those...

				-- Nancy (GO FIGURE), 23 October 1997
%%

As to my other spice-- don't feel excluded, if you like, I can write
titillating Voyager images for all of you, as well!  Just, please, don't
ask me to try to picture Garret Wang in a thong, or South Park won't be
the only thing around here with lots of vomiting in it.

				-- Lilith, 24 October 1997

%%

Hell, let them drink themselves to death. It chlorinates the gene pool...

				-- Nancy regarding Phi Mus
				   26 October 1997

%%

The few times I've had a flu shot, nobody asked me when *my*
last period was....

				-- Ian, 1 November 1997

%%

I am deliriously tired.  If I start to hallucinate, I will let you know.
A penguin just walked into my office, so it may be any time now.

				-- Joy after a very long day
				   3 November 1997

%%


<snicker>  You all shoulda seen Joy - after watching Scientific Method, I
sat her down in front of The Xena Scrolls.  She walked around for the
next hour with a happy, dazed look on her face.  <snicker>

				-- Rachael, 4 November 1997

%%

> Yes, Ian and Joy managed, I don't know how, to show up on my first day
> back at the bookstore.

Psychic powers.

> I think I temporarily lost it - what was I
> thinking to go back there?

Book discount.

> It isn't like they are paying me real money,
> and 60-70 hours a week sucks, so why did I do this?  Gotta be temporary
> insanity.  And of course, the discount on the books.  :-)

See. :)

				-- Joy SHOCKING and AMAZING Rachael
				   5 November 1997

%%

The thing is is Dad had come to me and said "Daughter, the placement of
your keys on their rings is violating the 59th rule of engineering anal
retentiveness and must be corrected immediately or the universe will stop
expanding and begin collapsing," it would have been ok. 

				-- Anna on her loving (but meddling) dad
				   6 November 1997

%%

I must say, two of the pleasures of living on my own are being able to hang the
toilet paper correctly and leave the dishwashing liquid out on the counter.

				-- Jenny, 7 November 1997

%%

I can cope with about anything as long as she isn't bald.

				-- Lilith, on Janeway's hair
				   11 November 1997

%%

> I just sent Nancy one of my most vivid Janeway images to date.  The next
> *thunk* you hear will be her whenever she checks her email... <VEG>
>
> Sometimes it's fun being a writer!

 Holy freaking mother of God! After this weekend, I'm not sure my heart
can stand the stress!!!! In fact, ffgj bkl;s' b'sj  ap<hr
gpjho<iy>eyojsbm,tp' jporb<mjtr9hbmn
';klnhpdt<

 XP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

				-- Lilith torturing Nancy, 16 November 1997

%%

>Poop. Go see Troopers.
>
Umm...does it have to be in that order?

				-- Lori being a smart-ass (and we like it)
				   17 November 1997

%%

<Rumblesea> You know, I never notice Garrett wasn't in the show until he showed
up in a scene.  I really want to throw him out an airlock.
<CaptKJ> You should watch the scene in Deadlock where he dies over and over
<Rumblesea> Hey, I have it as a gif.  When I'm depressed it becomes the
wallpaper.

				-- Jeanne and Amy on #plaidranch
				   21 November 1997

%%

Remember to go out and participate in one of America's most sacred
festivals, the biggest retail shopping day of the year!

				-- Anna wishing everyone a good Thanksgiving
				   24 November 1997

%%

I'm making this first reply to the list in case anybody can explain to
me what Baud Speed is.  Doesn't taking that make you sick instead of
high?

				-- Laura, 2 December 1997

%%

>Marv Albert's Holiday Jingle (sung to the tune of Walking in a
>Winter Wonderland)
<snip>

You know, there are some things that are in the realm of fundamental
wrongness... and this is one of them.

				-- Amy, 9 December 1997

%%

I love you guys like a shameless slut. :)

				-- Nancy being all sweet on us
				   15 December 1997

%%

<marcie> Like I told Nancy last time we were on IRC: Shore Leave. Alcohol. You.
           Me. Bed.
<Deanna> HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 marcie smirks.
<marcie> I'm trying to ruin Nancy's reputation. Is it working?
<Deanna> It's impossible to do more damage to my reputation than I've alreaady 
           done myself.

				-- Joy and Nancy on #plaidranch
				   22 December 1997

%%

Just got a lovely card from a coworker, featuring two red cardinals on a
seasonally decorated birdhouse.  She's rather conservative, so I don't
suppose she's aware of the fact that that constitutes a same-sex
couple....female cardinals are brown.

				-- Jenny, 23 December 1997

%%

> I'm glad to be back -- I have net access (YES!!) and can 
> see friends on a daily basis, even if I do have to eat dining hall food
> again.

The high price one pays for friendship.

				-- Amy and Anna
				05 January 1998

%%

"Oh, my God! I suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to have sex with dolphins 
and whales!" Damn, wrong tape! 

				-- Kristin at her finest
                                05 January 1998

%%

Kristin, wondering how many unspeakable acts she can perform with 20+
people over a long weekend... and amazed at the optimistic estimate she's
arrived at...

				-- Kristin on Shore Leave
				   8 January 1998

%%


 Guys, we have a guest pastor at church right now, and I SWEAR to you that
he talks like Cartman.
 Having to explain to the others on my pew that I was laughing because I
was continually waiting for him to say "God kicks ass!" would NOT have
endeared me to them as a good potential congregation member.

				-- Nancy being pious
				   11 January 1998

%%

<Skaathm> my slimeball is leaking
<marcie> that sounds like a personal problem

                                -- Mikey sharing his personal life
                                   #plaidranch, 11 January 1998

%%

If they keep annoying you imagine that the rowdiness is a huge party of
your most ardent admirers and that they simply can't contain the nervous
energy created from their ecstacy of being in your proximity.  The noise
is a little more tolerable when it's in your honor.

				-- Laura W. on the sorority chicks in Amy's dorm
				   12 January 1998

%%

<Rumblesea> Turkey basters make me think of Michael Jackson.

				-- Jeanne on #plaidranch
				   12 January 1998

%%

SkaWalker thinks you should invite Kate Mullgrew to "Plaid-Con '98"
marcie WISHES...
<SkaWalker> If she survives being raped by a dozen horny women, she can sign
          autograghs...
marcie sputters
<marcie> AHGAGAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<SkaWalker> I can just see Nancy, "Could you sign my roll of tape"?
<marcie> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

				-- Joy and her evil friend Mike on #plaidranch
				   14 January 1998

%%

<Deanna_> If it weren't for so many damned horny men around....
<Deanna_> Sometimes you just want to say "Oh, put it away..."

				-- Nancy on #plaidranch
				   14 January 1998

%%

Never date someone who just completed Psych 101.

				-- Sharon's words of wisdom
				   14 January 1998

%%

>87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase  "F*#k it!"

*snerk* OK, the person who wrote this obviously doesn't know our ListGuru
Goddess

				-- Amy commenting on "100 Reasons it's Great
				   to Be a Guy"
				   14 January 1998

%%

> People how have attended graduate school average about 50 sexual acts a
> year; graduates of four-year colleges average 56; those with some college
> education average 62; and high-school graduates average 58.
>
> --Jenny (*way* below average)


Does that count masturbation?

				-- Lilith asking for TOO much information
				   15 January 1998

%%

Me?  In the celebrated quote file?  I reel with glee!

				-- Lilith going "you really like me!"
                                   15 January 1998

%%

<Rumblesea> Doesn't Kate Moss remind anyone of a human Pez dispenser?

				-- Jeanne on IRC, 16 January 1998

%%

 I'm NEVER going to be able to live up to my reputation...but it sure will
be fun to try!

				-- Nancy the Mistress
				   16 January 1998

%%

>> >Joy (there if I have to sell my body)
>>
>> That's what Ian is for, dearie.
>
>He doesn't pay enough.

NO, NO, NO, Joy! You sell him!

                                -- Anna giving Joy Ideas(tm) on how to get to
                                   Shore Leave
                                   17 January 1998


%%

Friend of mine was watching religious programming just to see if my name
came up as the antichrist... 8)

				-- Kristin, 18 January 1998

%%

Having now experience Windows and Office 97 in all its glory I can only say:
why?

				-- Anna asking the $6mil question

%%

<SkaWalker> Plaidranch, the hidden slides.
<marcie> *snork*
<marcie> SEE! Mistress Nancy and her blue and orange whip
<marcie> HEAR! The moans emanating from the Ranch Wing which houses the VCR
          and lots o' Kate tapes...
<SkaWalker> HEAR Amy swoon over *KATE*
<marcie> EXPERIENCE! The utter sluttiness that IS the Straight Girls Hot For
          Kate!
 marcie snorks
<marcie> i kill me
<SkaWalker> FEEL! The extastasy that is KATE
<marcie> YES
<SkaWalker> Smell! The estrogen fumigate the Plaid house!
<marcie> HAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAH

				-- Joy and her friend Mike, a SMHFK
				   #plaidranch, 20 January 1998

%%

The family is annoying as usual, but something would be wrong if they weren't...

				-- Amy, 4 February 1998

%%

So far, I have purchased 3 boxes of girl scout cookies. I don't know why
since they kicked me out as a kid. It was ok. I joined the camp fire girls.
They appreciated my sense of humor.

				-- Sharon revealing The Truth
				   2 March 1998

%%

> Ah, yes, Leo chained to my bedpost. <sigh> This makes me feel like such
> an old pervert!

You ARE an old pervert, Anna, but that's why we love you so...

				-- Anna and Nancy, 25 March 1998

%%

> PS---is everyone (anyone?) heartbroken about the spice girl quiting?

 Well, I thought she and Baby Spice were the cutest two of the bunch, so
*shrug* What were her supposed reasons? I'd like to think that she and
Sporty Spice had a lovers quarrel, but things are rarely that
interesting....

				-- Nancy, regarding the Spice Girls
				   1 June 1998

%%

<sigh> Why is it, at least once a week, I should dump a bucket of ice in my
lap after reading posts on this list?

				-- Rahadyan, 11 June 1998

%%

<U4IA> Oh, havn't you heard? I'm a little arogant punk asshole
 jeTgrrrl smirks. i have taught you well, my son.

				-- Joy and Mike
				   #plaidranch, 16 June 1998

%%

Subject: This is one of those days...

when songs I woke up to on my clock radio go running through my head all day.

Right now, it alternates between Diana Ross's "I'm Coming Out" and Culture
Club's "I'll Tumble For Ya"

That says something about my psyche of the moment, but I *don't* wanna go
there...

				-- Rahadyan, 16 June 1998

%%

As my eyesight is very bad, I will rarely wear these
in public unless really forced to -- I look like I should be totally bald,
have a Fu Manchu mustache and be stroking a white Persian and saying "You
have thwarted my plans once too often, Mr. Chan!"

				-- Rahadyan on his new glasses, 1 July 1998

%%

> Fred
> and Daphne were too busy making eyes at each other and planning to meet
> each other in the back of the Mystery Machine, and Shaggy and Scooby were
> tripping on Scooby Snacks. (Come on, you didn't REALLY think those Scooby
> Snacks were dog biscuits, did you? Everyone knows they were hash brownies
> in disguise.)

 God, sometimes I think you and I think TOO much alike. Well, at least I'm
not the only one who's sick. ;D

				-- Nancy and Joy discovering they were made
				   for each other
				   20 July 1998

%%

> You remember those huge rubber balls -- about 2 1/2 feet in diameter -- we
> used to jump around on 'way back in our youth? The Pleasure Chest over on
> Seventh Avenue and 10th Street (not far from Condomania) has them with
> dildoes attached...

 Oh, YES! God, this list is such a GREAT source of wonderfully usefel
information!

				-- Nancy getting REALLY excited
				   21 July 1998

%%

<jeTgrrrl> okay
<jeTgrrrl> i dreamed about madonna last night
<jeTgrrrl> that scares me
<|U4IA> uhhhhhhh
<|U4IA> not sure I wanna know
<jeTgrrrl> me either
<jeTgrrrl> believe me
<jeTgrrrl> :)
<|U4IA> You want your material girl (Semstress Nancy that is)
 jeTgrrrl snerks
<jeTgrrrl> THAT'S IT
 |U4IA wonders if you'll sing "Like a virgin" when you're laying in bed with
          her...
 jeTgrrrl sputters
<jeTgrrrl> WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA
<|U4IA> O:)
<jeTgrrrl> no
<jeTgrrrl> SHE will sing "Like a Virgin"
<jeTgrrrl> "touched for the VERY FIRST TIME"
 jeTgrrrl sniggers

				-- Mike and Joy being bad 
				   #plaidranch, 22 July 1998

%%

 manuka has a warm fuzzy vibrator on his lap
<jeTgrrrl> *KOFF*
<manuka> hey, it's the only pussy I get when you're at work
<jeTgrrrl> wahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

				-- Ian referring to his CAT, you perverts
				   #plaidranch, 28 July 1998

%%

Sharon - enjoying that Guinness and the thought of a private house cleaner.  Of
course, I don't have one now because my house too messy and I would be
embarrassed.  I would have to clean before I could let her/him in.

				-- Sharon, 29 July 1998

%%

Window washing?  Garage cleaning?  I am taking tomorrow off...wait, I feel the
cleaning vibes.  NO!!!!  I'm infected.  Hold me back.  Break out the rubber
gloves.  No, not those gloves, the cleaning gloves.

				-- Sharon fleeing the cleaning epidemic
				   29 July 1998

%%
		
I only pretend to be neat when I'm living with men and trying to be a good
influence.

				-- Jenny, 30 July 1998

%%

A very good way to start off the day... a Coke, a drooling Kate Slut (that 
would be Nance), and Mrs. Peel looking sexy. :)

				-- Joy being content with her lot in life
				   7 August 1998

%%

U4IA would buy your bra (you never use it), bronze it, and hang it up as one
          of the few geek accessories that never got used.....
<jeTgrrrl> wahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

				-- Mike on holding a yard sale
				   #plaidranch, 13 August 1998

%%

<jeTgrrrl> what DOES one swap at a dyke swapmeet?
<U4IA> WHATEVER DYKES WANT
<U4IA> >:)
<jeTgrrrl> wahhahahahahah
<jeTgrrrl> oh but yes
<U4IA> Trade you a slightly stained 9" xena doll for that batery
          re-charger....
 jeTgrrrl falls out of her chair
<jeTgrrrl> damnit boy
<U4IA> Face it
<U4IA> I can flame
<jeTgrrrl> WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

				-- Mike plotting
                                   #plaidranch, 13 August 1998

%%

<manuka> probably the most fucked up experience of my childhood was when one
          of our cats spontaneously aborted
<manuka> and I recall my reaction being "Whoa, COOL! you can see their
          brains!"
<jeTgrrrl> wahahahahahaha
<China_> Yeah, you would. *snerk*
<jeTgrrrl> Ian, you are one sick, sick man... that incident explains a LOT
          about you.

				-- Ian being sick and WRONG
				   #plaidranch, 3 September 1998

%%

<jeTgrrrl> hey, i had sex right in front of ytou and Nance on IRC last night
          :D
<CaptKJ> that's because you have NO shame... ;)
<jeTgrrrl> WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA

				-- Joy and Amy on IRC (you DON'T wanna know)
				   5 September 1998

%%

<CaptKJ> it's scary what happens when i start free-associating

				-- Amy on IRC
				   7 September 1998

%%


It just occured to me. If the Spice Girls and the Backstreet Boys ever
met, the universe would implode into a mass of corporate cheese at that
exact moment in space/time. Let's hope the world never discovers this
dooms day weapon...

				-- Mike being scary, 10 September 1998

%%

<jeTgrrrl> anyway... enough talk about my breasts
<jeTgrrrl> fun topic tho it is

				-- Joy oversharing
				   #plaidranch, 12 September 1998

%%

<U4IA_> I spent four hours last night disassembling my keyboard at home
and cleaning it out
<CaptKJ> did you find any spare change in there?
<U4IA_> No but I did find a sentient village of Doritos living under my
spacebar
<U4IA_> I relocated them outside
<U4IA_> SET THEM FREE!!!!

				-- Mike being scary
				   #plaidranch, 14 September 1998


%%

<U4IA_> I think I think faster than I type.
<China> Hmm.
<U4IA_> I need some beer or touch typing classes
<CaptKJ> AHAHAHHAAHA
<jeTgrrrl> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

				-- Mike contemplating things
                                   #plaidranch, 16 September 1998

%%

<China> God, Janeway really gets me off in this ep. BRB.
 jeTgrrrl sputters
<jeTgrrrl> <China> God, Janeway really gets me off in this ep. BRB.
<U4IA_> BHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<jeTgrrrl> She's so tell-it-like-it-is, but *Nancy*....

				-- Nancy way oversharing
                                   #plaidranch, 16 September 1998

%%

<U4IA_(msims@phreak.evilpeople.net)> I really love screaming japanese
          lesbians. Is that strange?
<msg(u4ia)> *sputter* I dunno, man, but it works for me.

				-- Mike finding himself
                                   #plaidranch, 16 September 1998

%%

<China> Fuck, Amy! It's huge!
<CaptKJ> I know!
<China> (Okay, take THAT line out of context!)
<CaptKJ> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
<manuka> hahahahahahahahaha
<jeTgrrrl> WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA

				-- Nancy going TOO FAR
                                   #plaidranch, 17 September 1998

%%

<China> My God, what kinda of frustration does a woman have to go through to
          write 400KB of slash?????

				-- Nancy on the "Left Hand" slash series
                                   #plaidranch, 17 September 1998

%%

<China> "These people are writing long stupid answers. Why can't they write
          short stupid answers?" - Laurie

				-- Nancy quoting Laurie grading papers
                                   #plaidranch, 20 September 1998

%%

 CaptKJ watches Kate strip down to her tank top and grab a big honking gun
<jeTgrrrl> oooooh YES!@#!@#!@#234
<CaptKJ> ok,. now someone tell me the logic of keeping a weapons locker in
          ENGINEERING
<jeTgrrrl> heheheh
<CaptKJ> *slurp*
<jeTgrrrl> you'd think they would have some kind of munitions locker
<jeTgrrrl> preferably in security
<China> Who CARES! It makes me twitch, man, that's good enough logic for me!
<jeTgrrrl> HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
<CaptKJ> AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 jeTgrrrl high5s Nance
 CaptKJ grins maniacally

				-- Nancy getting her priorities straight
   				   (so to speak)
				   #plaidranch, 21 September 1998



%%

<manuka> the bears are winning, the broncos won a super bowl, maris' record
          broken, and the cubs in the playoffs
<manuka> something is horribly amiss with the universe

				-- Ian observing
                                   #plaidranch, 27 September 1998

%%

<China_> What's up with you, Joy?
<China_> Pregnant?
<China_> *snerk*
 jeTgrrrl sputters
<jeTgrrrl> Gods, I hope not. If I am, you did it. :D
<U4IA_> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<U4IA_> MUAHAHAHAHAHAH
<China_> SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<U4IA_> SHEIT
 KJaneway is laughing IRL
 jeTgrrrl marks up one for the kid
 China_ sputters rum all over her monitor.
<jeTgrrrl> SO TO SPEAK
<KJaneway> *snerk*
<KJaneway> no, that would be Nancy 1, everyone else 0.
 jeTgrrrl grins
 jeTgrrrl leers at Nance

				-- Joy getting off a good one (so to speak)
				   #plaidranch, 28 September 1998

%%

<U4IA_> OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
* jeTgrrrl moves her hands?

				-- Joy getting Mike all excited and stuff
				   #plaidranch, 05 October 1998

%%

<jeTgrrrl> YA KNOW
<jeTgrrrl> now that i've started drinking again
<jeTgrrrl> LIFE IS GOOD
<CaptKJ> WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
<U4IA_> Getting drunk before weilding root?
<U4IA_> I've taught you well
<CaptKJ> dude, you've been hanging around Nancy WAY too much
<jeTgrrrl> HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<CaptKJ> ;)
<jeTgrrrl> YES

				-- Mike, Amy and Joy
				   #plaidranch, 08 October 1998

%%

<manuka> what? who's horny?
<China_> Hey, you don't happen to know where the power supply is, do you?

				-- Nancy getting her appliances mixed up
				   #plaidranch, 11 October 1998

%%

<U4IA_> mmmmmermemememewmmmeoooooooeeeeebberrrr KILL YOUR MOTHER
          mmmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmwweeeeeeerrrmmmooooommmmmm

				-- Mike scaring us
				   #plaidranch, 15 October 1998

%%

<CaptKJ> nothin' like a tacklehug and a stack of pancakes to start your
          weekend.

				-- Amy appreciating the finer things in life
                                   #plaidranch, 7 November 1998

%%

<China_> My poor father was sanding off the edge of my bedroom door this
          afternoon, and my handcuffs are hanging on the bedroom door....you
          KNOW he wants to ask...
<China_> ;D
<CaptKJ> WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
<jeTgrrrl_> *KOFF*
<jeTgrrrl_> AHHAAHHAAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
 jeTgrrrl_ chokes on her popcorn

				-- Nancy causing Joy to have a fit
				   #plaidranch, 9 November 1998

%%

Mike is going to be the guy who programs the computer that takes over the world.

                                -- Ian, 10 November 1998

%%

Guys, I need someone to come here and give me a good slap in the face, or
perhaps just shoot me.

I have seen the first of the four horseman of the Apocalypse.

The end is near.

I'm doomed.


No...it's not cleaning frenzy.  It's worse.

I've been watching...Beverly Hills, 90210.  And liking it.

				-- Lori making a terrible confession
				   12 November 1998

%%

[CaptKJ(aspagna@207.69.35.200)] and who could forget Big Bird and Snuffie?
[CaptKJ(aspagna@207.69.35.200)] big hairy thing with a trunk
[msg(captkj)] indeed
[CaptKJ(aspagna@207.69.35.200)] *snerk* you could also say that about guys... ;)

                                -- Amy reminiscing about Sesame Street
                                   IRC, 23 November 1998

%%

<China> We are all definitely made for each other. >:D
<U4IA> Yes we are
<China> In some sick and twisted combination that no one is ever likely to
figure out....

                                -- Nancy stating the obvious
                                   #plaidranch, 24 November 1998

%%

<U4IA> You are comming down here
<U4IA> and we are going to get Nance...
<jeTgrrrl> yes
<jeTgrrrl> YES
<jeTgrrrl> we ARE
<China> Hey, now, let me have the thanksgiving spread first!
<jeTgrrrl> *KOFF*
<U4IA> hey, whatever....
 China smacks Joy.
<jeTgrrrl> *AHEM*
<China> Alright now!
<jeTgrrrl> ANYway....
<jeTgrrrl> O:)
<U4IA> I just get first bite at the thighs
<jeTgrrrl> wahahahahahahahahahah
<China> SPLORT!

                                -- Nancy, Joy and Mike discussing the holidays
                                   #plaidranch, 24 November 1998

%%

<jeTgrrrl> ANYway
<jeTgrrrl> enough about breasts and thighs
<jeTgrrrl> fun topic though it is
<China> Spoil sport.

                                -- Nancy getting all wound up
                                   #plaidranch, 24 November 1998


%%

U4IA tries to think of something suitably depressing to listen to
U4IA ponders the spice girls. Nothing has ever made me want to kill myself
          more

				-- Mike enjoying the holidays
				   #plaidranch, 26 November 1998


%%

 jeTgrrrl is going go to boink her man now or something
<jeTgrrrl> bbl
 jeTgrrrl is away: (boinking) [BX-MsgLog On]
 You have been marked as being away 
<SirReal> DAMNIT WOMAN
<SirReal> DON'T MAKE ME JELOUS
<SirReal> I NEVER GET TO BOINK YOUR MAN

				-- Mike being a jealous lover
				   #plaidranch, 1 December 1998

%%

<China> WHO DO i HAVE TO FUCK TO GET LOGGED ON!?!???!
jeTgrrrl raises her hand?

				-- Joy and Nancy
				   #plaidranch, 2 December 1998

%%

<Deanna_> Oh, did I tell you that I accidently uploaded the WRONG disk to the
          computer at work the other day?
<marcie_> Oh dear.
<marcie_> I can only imagine what the results were.
<Deanna_> Yeah, before I knew it, I had uploaded parts 1 through 6 of The Left
          Hand of Madness to the store computer.
<Mstrslil> ROFL!
<Deanna_> Uh huh,
<Deanna_> Thankd god I'm the only one who knows how to use the damne dthing.
<marcie_> HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

				-- Nancy regarding smutty fan fiction
				   #plaidranch, 4 December 1998

%%

<Mstrslil> We need a Plaid Christmas carol.
 marcie_ grins
<marcie_> I'm sure we've got someone on the list who can come up with some
          serious filk.
<Mstrslil> I ought to write one.
<Mstrslil> I write filk from time to time.
<Mstrslil> Which tune should I go for?
<marcie_> Hmmm.
<marcie_> I don't know what would be good for that.
<Deanna_> Well, Leonard and I were going home to SAvannah one year around
          Christmastime, and we wrote "Masterbating with my left hand" to the
          tune of "Walking in a winter wonderland.
<Deanna_> We tried to werite it down, but I don't know what ever happened to
          that.
<marcie_> HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

				-- Nancy being bad
                                   #plaidranch, 4 December 1998


%%

<Deanna_> Ya know, I could pull an Alanis Morrisette next Halloween and not
          wear anything. My hair is long enough now.
 marcie_ sticks her head back under the tap and turns the water on COLD
<marcie_> *SPLOOSH*
 Deanna_ hasn't seen her Troi Standard Issue uniform in over a
          year since her cousin borrowed it last Halloween.
<Mstrslil> I'll check it out.
 Deanna_ DOES still have the Goddess costume, though...
 marcie_ whimpers
<Deanna_> Yeah, the SGHFK test is there. *snerk*
<marcie_> Nance. You really are trying to kill me, aren't you?
<Deanna_> Yes.
 marcie_ whimpers again
<Deanna_> Definitely.
<marcie_> IT'S WORKING
<Deanna_> It's revenge for you being able to get some when Lynn and I can't.
<Deanna_> So there,
<marcie_> HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
 marcie_ high5s Nance

				-- Nancy being evil to Joy
				   #plaidranch, 4 December 1998

%%

<Lilith>   BRB... my computer is screaming "Dillhole" at me.

                                -- Lynn
                                   #plaidranch, 5 December 1998

%%

<LadyGrey> what is servicedesk?
<jeTgrrrl_> it is a bletcherous, bloated piece of shit that passes for an
          application that i have to put up with at work to do my job
<LadyGrey> hmmmmm
<LadyGrey> what is it supposed to do that it doesn't?
<jeTgrrrl_> work efficiently and for more than 5 minutes at a time without
          dying

                                -- Joy at work (she loves it, really)
                                   #plaidranch, 12 December 1998

%%

<jeTgrrrl_> i did all the troubleshooting i'm going to do
<|U4IA> hehehehehhehe
<jeTgrrrl_> i handed it to the OS guy when he got here, e'en though he has no
          clue
<jeTgrrrl_> wow, that's almost poetry and shit
<jeTgrrrl_> i'm all impressed with myself
<|U4IA> hehehehehehehe

				-- Joy referring to a broken server
				   #plaidranch, 12 December 1998

%%

<CaptKJ> FUCK CONGRESS
<Lilith> I've seen 'em.  YOU fuck 'em
<jeTgrrrl> HAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAa

				-- Lynn getting really sick
				   #plaidranch, 19 December 1998

%%

<SubDude> I think Christmas shopping is Gods little way of reminding us there
          really is a hell

				-- Mike enjoying the holidays once again
                                   #plaidranch, 19 December 1998

%%

<Lilith> I have to tell you about Olive Garden.  They really know how to
treat a girl-- you walk in, they hand you a vibrator, and they say
"You've got thirty minutes."

				-- Lilith being Lilith
				   #plaidranch, 8 January 1999

%%

<Lilith>   What IS that in your hand, Joy?:??
 * CaptKJ may take this opportunity to grab a shower
[jeTgrrrl]   probably my drink
<Lilith>   Make it a cold one
<Lilith>   :)
<CaptKJ>   *snerk* naaah
<CaptKJ>   no need
<Manuka>   actually, it's my penis. it's detchable.
[jeTgrrrl]   HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAAHHAAA
<Lilith>   but it was so small...
<Lilith>   *d&r&
[jeTgrrrl]   DOH!
<Manuka>   DOH!
[jeTgrrrl]   DISSED!
<CaptKJ> 
  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
<Manuka>   webcams remove 10 pounds
<Lilith>   Ah, that would explain it

				-- Lilith on Joy's webcam
				   #plaidranch, 9 January 1999

%%

<Rumblesea>   Oh no, a butterfly took a shit.  There goes Calcutta.

				-- Jeanne explains chaos theory
				   #plaidranch, 10 January 1999

%%

<ManukaWrk> I think that would be a 2-way dildo
# <05:21pm> Deanna (china@user-38lc03q.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined
          #plaidranch
* Deanna waves
<jeTgrrrl> AND SPEAKING OF DILDOS
<SubDude> Speaking of two way dildo's
<Deanna> WAHAHAAHHAHAH!!!!
<SubDude> HI NANCE
<Deanna> ALL RIGHT YOU TWO!!

				-- Nancy being warmly greeted
				   #plaidranch, 11 January 1999

%%

Ah yes, Jack Daniels and crunchberries -- the breakfast of champions ;D

				-- Rahadyan (he's BAAAACK!)
				   11 January 1999

%%

<BagNuka> mike, you need to test out this beanbag
<BagNuka> or get you one
<SirReal> Actually
<SirReal> I need a lap
<BagNuka> well, beanbags have laps
<SirReal> but they don't wiggle

				-- Mike getting desperate
				   #plaidranch, 12 January 1999

%%

<SubDude> it's gonna keep on comming :)
<jeTgrrrl> I LOVE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS

				-- Joy with her mind in the gutter, as usual
				   #plaidranch, 14 January 1999

%%

<jeTgrrrl> in case the webcam looks like i'm dying laffing, ian will tell you
           why shortly
<LadyGrey> heh
 Manuka was just relating to joy an observation he made yesterday
<Manuka> on how incredibly disconcerting it is when you're taking a good dump,
          and the automatic flusher goes off halfway through your duty
<Manuka> even more so since it's one of those toilets that works on 500 PSI, and
          whilst in the middle of pinching a loaf, I was suddenly fearful I
          would get sucked into The Void
<Manuka> it rather ruins the experience
 jeTgrrrl giggles uncontrollably
<SubDude> hehehehehehe
<SubDude> BRB
<SubDude> I gotta go potty
<LadyGrey> i really DON'T want to know.
<SubDude> Oh ian, get that file?
 jeTgrrrl has this amazing mental picture of Ian sitting there with a look of
          wonder on his face, then it abruptly changes to utter fear
<LadyGrey> 'WAY WAY TMI!!!!!
<LadyGrey> LOL Joy!!!!
<jeTgrrrl> as he's afraid his sphincter is going to get sucked down the toilet
 LadyGrey goes into weblurk
<jeTgrrrl> hahahahhahahahaha
<LadyGrey> (finishing dinner & all)
<jeTgrrrl> that rules
<SubDude> UH HUH

				-- Ian oversharing by a LONG shot
				   #plaidranch, 7 January 1999

%%

<CaptKJ> well, they found O'Brien
<jeTgrrrl_> who?
<jeTgrrrl_> oh yeah
<jeTgrrrl_> ds9
<jeTgrrrl_> forgot
<jeTgrrrl_> don't mind me... i'm going mad
<CaptKJ> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

				-- Joy being perfectly all right *twitch*
				   #plaidranch, 8 January 1999

%%


Looks like hot night on my gardening list, the longest thread is titled 
"manure."

				-- Anna making an ironic observation
				   23 January 1999

%%

<Deanna> I don't hate you because you're black, I hate you because you SUCK!

				-- Nancy on people being stupid
			  	  #plaidranch, 1 February 1999

%%

 CaptKJ watches Kirk sit in his chair by himself
<SirReal> How sad
<CaptKJ> :P
<Lilith> Po' cappin
<CaptKJ> notice where his hand is... ;)
<Lilith> Him need his widdle Vulcan fwiend
 CaptKJ ducks
<SirReal> NO
<Lilith> HAHA
<SirReal> CHICKS
<SirReal> CAN'T
<SirReal> SURVIVE
<SirReal> MUST
<SirReal> WANK
<SirReal> TO
<Lilith> MUST... GET HELP...
<Lilith> MUST...
<Lilith> WANK
<SirReal> LIVE
<CaptKJ> AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
<marcie> hahahahhahahahah
<Lilith> HELP ME...
<marcie> WOOOOO
<SirReal> Help me Obi spank kenobi, you're my only hope
<marcie> hahahahaAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
<CaptKJ> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
 Lilith rolls her eyes
<Lilith> Obi Wank Enobi?
 CaptKJ GROANS
<CaptKJ> or better yet: James Tiberius Wank
<Lilith> WAHAHAHAHA
<SirReal> Moby One Kinobi?
<Lilith> Wank Skywalker
<SirReal> Han Jabba
<marcie> hahahhahahahahahaha
 CaptKJ laughs
<CaptKJ> ok, we are just a TAD horny.... ;)
<Lilith> Who, US???
<Deanna> No, it's Hand Solo...
<marcie> *snerk*
<Deanna> Or Solo Hand?
 Deanna prefers both hands....
<Lilith> Princess Laid-up ORGANa
 CaptKJ high5s Deanna
<marcie> YOU PEOPLE are sick and WRONG
<marcie> it RULES
<Lilith> :D
<CaptKJ> Wankbacca
<SirReal> Darth Vibrator
<Lilith> WAHAHAHAHAHAH
<CaptKJ> *snerk*
<Lilith> Chewbonka
<SirReal> YOU KNOW
 marcie giggles uncontrollably
<SirReal> I smell some REALLY REALLY bad parody fanfic
<CaptKJ> f33r it
<Lilith> hee hee
<Lilith> See Three-penis
<CaptKJ> R2Dick2
<Deanna> HOWL!!!
<SirReal> RUPeeToo?
 Deanna falls on the floor.
 Lilith cackles madly
<Deanna> *snort*
<Lilith> Gotta come up with one for Lando
<CaptKJ> Hando Calrissian
<SirReal> Hando Caliceonmypeepee
<Lilith> Hando Malpissian

				-- the usual crew misbehaving, as usual
				   #plaidranch, 1 February 1999

%%

<Lilith> I'm gonna have to take a break and get in a new position

				-- Lynn being PERFECTLY innocent
				   #plaidranch, 6 February 1999
%%

<marcie> I wanna see the Doc get some
<Lilith> Hee hee hee
<CaptKJ> *snerk*
<Lilith> OK
<Lilith> From whom?
<Lilith> Harry?
<HoloDoc> i think Harry is BORING
<Lilith> :D
<Deanna> Oh, hell, the Doc and Tom, what the fuck? :P
<Lilith> WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
<Deanna> HOWL!!
<CaptKJ> harry is still wet behind the ears
<Deanna> Look what you've done!

				-- the Doc rejecting Harry altogether
				   #plaidranch, 6 February 1999


%%

<Lilith> I can see us now at the Q&A session
<Lilith> "Ms. Ryan, are your tits REAL?"
<marcie> In fact, the four of us would probably get thrown out :)
<Lilith> No doubt!  :D
<marcie> bahahahhahahahaha
<marcie> We rule :D
<Lilith> You reckon Ian could bail us out?
<Lilith> We do indeed.  :)
<marcie> *snerk* He'd be too busy laughing.
<Lilith> I can see it now.  All four of us in a row in the Q&A line.  Getting
          thrown out like a row of dominos falling down
<Lilith> Amy goes first.  She tries the wide-eyed innocent approach.
<Lilith> The guards sidle up sneakily and escort her out like a lady.
 marcie giggles
<Lilith> You're next.  You try the sly conspiratorial air.  She begins to get
          exasperated.  This time the security goons are a little more
          forceful.
 marcie winks and nudges
<Lilith> I'm next.  I hem and haw and try the absentminded ploy.  Um... there
          was something... uh, yeah... uh... YEAH, that was it.  Um, Ms. Ryan,
          have you had breast augmentation surgery?
<marcie> hahahahahahahah
<Lilith> The guards hustle me out downright rudely
<marcie> AND THEN THERE'S NANCY
<Lilith> AND THEN THERE'S NANCY!!!
<Lilith> :D
<marcie> HHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
<Lilith> Nancy bypasses the mic altogether and stagedives and starts yanking
          Jeri's blouse down to see for herself
<marcie> HAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
<marcie> YES SHE WOULD
<Lilith> The guards haul her away screaming abusive profanities and kicking
          and thrashing
<marcie> THAT'S MY GIRL
<Lilith> :D
<Lilith> We all wind up in the same cell-block
<Lilith> You're flirting with the bull-dyke matron
 marcie sniggers
<Lilith> I'm trying legalese to convince the cops to let us go
<Lilith> Nancy is flirting with the male guard
<marcie> Amy is just fuming
<Lilith> Amy's fuming and protesting absolute innocence
<marcie> hahahhahahahahaha
<marcie> YES
<Lilith> :)
<Lilith> Perhaps we SHOULDN'T attend a con togther after all...

				-- Lynn on conventions and Jeri Ryan
				   #plaidranch, 14 February 1999

%%